Hello New Followers!
Thanks for the follow!
deejul replied to your post: 9, 12, 17, yooooooooooooo. That’s one of my favorite CWK songs. Also, I’m under the impression that we are the same person. It’s just an inkling. I think we might be. Same person, different bodies.
deejul asked: 9, 12, 17, yooooooooooooo.
causeiammrbrightside asked: Number Four,
Before I die, I want to enter in the Sundance Film Festival.
Things I am not doing
Listening to “Open Arms” by Journey, looking at pictures of Jason Segel & Ryan Gosling, planning our wedding/life together, and crying a little.
ineeduhnap replied to your post: Why am I so hungry? I ask myself that everytime I eat a bag of chips, but then I remember it’s because half the bag is AIR I wish I had some more green bean casserole. It’s mah fave!!!
Untitled: I love when my dog stares at me and only... →
ineeduhnap: WTF title. Deal wit it. Praaaaise Jebus! I. Am. Getting. A. Camera. You hear that, Sisteramp?! A camera!!! We are officially in business! (Let’s not think about the fact that the camera is really, really tiny) But it films in slow motion, stop motion, and other motions I can’t remember… You hear that, Earth? We’re comin’ for ya!
Why am I so hungry?
Put a number in my box.
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
A Conversation Between My Great Uncle and My 14...
My Uncle: What are you gonna do with all that money?
My Cousin: I don't know. I might buy some headphones for my Xbox and this special effects software.
My uncle gives him a blank stare.
My Uncle: .....Why don't you buy a hooker? It'll be a lot cheaper
I'm baking pumpkin cookies at 2:32 in the morning
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
dilettantez replied to your post: dilettantez replied to your post: You know that… POCKET SIZED PAUL RUDD!!! We could sell them by the bucket loads, like little army men with pretty eyes. We could be millionaires! Let’s get the rights to these ASAP!
dilettantez replied to your post: You know that Paul Rudd isn’t really on twitter, right? The person you talked to is a phoney. Does my fake Paul Rudd still look and sound like the real Paul Rudd? I could dig it. Oh fo sho! He’s just like the real one, except he’s there whenever you need him. And he likes to bake and watch TV with you…..oh, and he can fit in your purse! lol!
Anonymous asked: You know that Paul Rudd isn't really on twitter, right? The person you talked to is a phoney.
I know! I didn’t even notice at first, but when I did I was like I’m still in shock…and still have the world’s biggest boner.
So....This just happened
Paul Rudd talked to me…he knows I exists! A dream came true today guys!
Nature is Magic Ya'll
ineeduhnap: So hug a squirrel today….just make sure he isn’t fuckin’ nuts, mmkay? What is your life? lol!
I DON'T KNOW YOU! That's my purse!
ineeduhnap: I see you have a mini-pie. I too have a mini-pie. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. Who are you, Fifi Marsden, and why did you send me an email? And with that question posed, you’ll excuse me while I get my swag on. Tabitha, I have little pie….
Reblog if you would marry your icon.
Maya Rudolph singing a love song to Amy Poehler
adelinex replied to your post: could you post a picture of your front butt plz lmao@these anon msgs.. Lol! I was loving it! I have the best people following me!
dilettantez replied to your post: What are some of your favorite blogs? :) :’) I am one those people. One of those people is me. I like you. I like you too, buddy.
Anonymous asked: YOU. ARE. AMAZING. Those are my favorite shows too. I know why I'm following you. :)
Anonymous asked: What do you stydy in college and where
Anonymous asked: What are your favorite tv shows?
Anonymous asked: where are you from? what do you do with your life? how many toes do you have? what are your hobbies? THINGS LIKE THAT YOU KNOW
Anonymous asked: could you post a picture of your front butt plz
Anonymous asked: if anything i would need the right calf. would that work for oyu
Anonymous asked: Is that good or bad? XD
Anonymous asked: does that mean you want me to touch your butt
Anonymous asked: I would like to know more about you.
Anonymous asked: I srsly need them. Just for a few days.