Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum in GQ Magazine, September 2014

i love him so much.



you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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If you try to take food off of my plate, I will Maidana you. Don’t get it twisted.


acting cool around ur crush


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Ain’t nobody fresher than my muthafuckin’ clique, clique, clique, clique, clique

Ain’t nobody fresher than my muthafuckin’ clique, clique, clique, clique, clique

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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Screencaps from the new Sherlock Blooper from Radio Times (x)

Another fun day of mirth at 221b!

Is Benedict calling Martin Sweetheart at the beginning ;)

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Lives her life each painful and loving day

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