succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via jennklestein)

tattoolit:

A quote from playwright Joe Orton.

tattoolit:

A quote from playwright Joe Orton.

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via thelawnwrangler)

  • My Aunt to my 5 year old niece: Girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. Boys are made of?
  • Me: Shit

This bottle of wine has got me feeling fine

tblaberge:

When people ask me what my Friday nights are like.

tblaberge:

When people ask me what my Friday nights are like.

(via brijam)

Lives her life each painful and loving day

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